Life would be perfect if

sweatpants were sexy,

bra's weren't irritating,

clothes could be washed all together,

dating was casual,

you never got wedgies,

cars never broke,

hair never needed trimming,

monday mornings were fun,

waking up early wasn't so hard,

you could trade your clothes in for more than 15% bull shit percent of what you paid for them at plato's closet,
people didn't freak when you crush and snorted pills,

junk food didn't make you fat,

coffee didn't make you have to piss your pants in 5 minutes,

girls didnt cause drama,
weed wasn't so expensive,
you could never eat too much shrooms,

friends never lived far,

plane tickets weren't expensive,

strangers always smiles,

boys werent confusing,

nothing was regrettable ,

garlic didn't make your breath smell so bad,

and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow...